i can't. their conversations are legit 'what's the least smooth thing a person could say right now' and then the other person being inexplicably charmed by it. how very good.
oh, it's only going to get worse after they kick the forest's ass. lucas can meet his dog! not his sisters, they're horrible, just the dog. the dog won't tease him about holding hands with 'nice jewish boys.'
Lucas wants to meet all of them. Especially this supposedly evil twin. Although the dog may be the least likely to give him a panic attack. Start small. Or big, I guess. Great Dane and all.
i have the post tracked and when i got the edit notif i thought you were deleting the post and i was like FUCK NO STOP IT'S GREAT but you were just adding extra deets
Hello I should not be conscious anymore and thus I'm going to say that Lucas has made me sob inside 5843 times this week and Jade is so so lucky to have him as a friend so thank you for making him exist. Even if she never acknowledges this day, thanks will come later when he gets married to idk Bash or someone and 103 mystery blenders appear in a shipment at his door.:(
omggg ;_; thank you. that really really means a lot. I love Lucas and Jade so much and I'm so glad they clicked and are weird spider friends. Thank you for letting Lucas rescue Jade.
He will know exactly who his blender fairy is and will write 103 very strange thank you notes for her.
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